yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so hairy...

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in...

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe...

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she sa...

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...

YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled...

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ...

1.yo mama so short she has to get a running start to get on the toilet seat

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spe...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spe...

yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check


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- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
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- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!





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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwhe...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama'...

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give ...

- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo M...

Yo mama is so poor that when u stepped on the cigarette she said "hey, who turned off the heat?"...

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spande...

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate ...

Ur mama is like a 5 ft basketball hoop...

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's...

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b...

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so grea...

Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to churchYo mama's so poor, I walked into her hou...

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Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church



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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so fat, sh...

Yo mama's like a hockey puck, she gets passed around to all the players.

Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops.



yo mama is so fat she we...

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!



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Yo Mama is so old, the milk in her tits is stale!



Yo Mama so fat she gi...

Yo mama so fat when she goes swimming with a black suit on the whales start singing, "WE ARE FAM...

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special epi...

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle....

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!...

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday....

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray....

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck....

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach wearing a black swimsuit, a kid pointed and yelled, "T...

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"...

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear....

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops....

Yo mama so fat that when she walked into a zoo elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama so fat when God said "let there be light", he was really just telling yo mama to get her...