Hard Rain
Golf jokes
54 hits
The first worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, "You k...
worm jokes
- Golf jokes
54 hits
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Kids Jokes
105 hits|What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...
Worm Eating
Little Johnny/Jane jokes
54 hits
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden.
When his mother came out to collect him, she sa...
A
Minister decided that a visual demonstration would
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I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun...Ode to a Glow Worm
Animal jokes
73 hits
I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum. It's hard to be downhear...|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...
WORMS!
General / Unsorted jokes
66 hits
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?Find HALF a worm in your apple!...
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of w...I'm trying to prove a point
Bar Jokes
78 hits|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to q...
I'm trying to prove a point
Bar jokes
49 hits
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him t...Insect jokes
More Jokes
147 hitsWhat do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him ...
Whiskey no worms
Bar jokes
56 hits
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
After years of this the wife want...A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol...|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. ...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,...The worm hole!
Miscellaneous
56 hitsA little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to g...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying ...glow worm unhappy
Kids Jokes
90 hits|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...
Food jokes
More Jokes
134 hitsQ. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm....
Early Birds
Miscellaneous
55 hitsVery early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...
Early Birds
General / Unsorted jokes
45 hits
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. T...police glow worm
Kids Jokes
85 hits|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...
A contest and a bird
Pun Fun jokes
32 hits
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a wo...
(This is a bit old, but I've just finally got around to mailing it.)
Dr. Richard L...
The early bird who catches the worm usually works for someone who comes in late and owns the wor...stop for a glow worm
Kids Jokes
85 hits|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...
Starch in your Shorts
Dirty Jokes
221 hitsGrampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.
make a glow worm happy
Kids Jokes
81 hits|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...
Fishing jokes
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131 hitsMacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishin...
Waiter jokes
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41 hitsWaiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthwor...
Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a ...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm...Fishing
General / Unsorted jokes
53 hits
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring a...Hungry Snake
Animal World
77 hitsHungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...
Fishing jokes
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160 hitsHaving arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring a...
Apple jokes
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48 hitsWhat's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!...
