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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?



Women cook, men eat; women cl...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.

This is because...

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes ...

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet....

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones....

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to sc...

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....

Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail part...

Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and tha...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

A college professor always starts his class with a dirty joke. After one particularly vulgar sto...

Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in....

Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them....

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place....

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women w...

Two women were digging in the garden. One pulls out a two foot carrot. She says, "This one remin...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

Why do jews stink?

because they are dirty bastards!





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HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in t...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

A bum got on a subway car. He smelled of cheap women and cheap wine. He was
dirty and ha...

Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about o...

Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring...

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay s...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hi...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty dou...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right....

A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different p...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tel...

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston M...

Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?



Be...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5...

The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewist...

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands.

2.Pour water in a constant stream on the floo...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.



God comes and says, "I want...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines...

One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like a men...

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....

A man is troubled by his lust for women (yeah, right). He prays to God and says, "God, why did y...