white jokes

What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were

done?

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There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed h...

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding,...

Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party:


"For the last time, Bil...

What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints wou...

What is Black and White, and Red all over?



Answer: A Skunk with a diape...

Q. What's red and white and red and white and hard to swallow?

A. A fire engine sandw...

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrow...

What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill....

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrow...

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrow...

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour an...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" ...

Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a White Guy?

A. A car thief that...

Why did they invent white chocolate?


So that black guys could get dirty to...

Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

A: Sir.



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A young missionary had just taken up a new post in a remote Maori village. The young man was the...

There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he
wanted to get them bred, so...

|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ...

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.



Hercul...

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.



He...

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why ...

What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash....

Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, "I think I'm the ...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...

How can there be self-help "groups"?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go wi...

There are a Couple of things you should know

When I'm born, I'm black

Whe...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...

What is white and flies across the sky?


The coming of the Lord....

What's black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra!...

Why is cum white and urine yellow?

So you can tell if you're coming or going!...

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to kno...

There's this white guy in a pub toilet squeezing a kidney and he's standing next to a black guy....

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two ...

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales?


To get their stuff ba...

There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch on...

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the ta...

Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White Hous...

"Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"...

One day, a Chinese couple has a child. A few hours after the delivery, they both wanted to see t...

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...

There was once an African Chief. He was very constipated. After trying all the traditional medic...

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance...

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon ...

How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen...

Realization of another White House intern... "And all the time I
thought that humming ...

What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord....

Why is a tylenol white?

....cause you want it to work, don't you?...