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Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...

Why Are Some Hairs White?



One day, a little girl is sitting and watchin...

Actually, God made Adam white because He Himself is white. Here's the proof:?

To Moses he...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,

"Say, I have alwa...

Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary
living with a tribe of bl...

What do you call a white man with a black man?


- A lawyer.

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She...

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know...

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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porn shop. His boss comes out and tells him t...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him ...

What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored!

What is black and white and black a...

There's this white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to...

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?...

There were these two guys that worked together, a black guy and a white
guy.

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One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his
salesman...

Why is the White House called the White House?



Answer: Sperm ain't purp...

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together.

The white guy came in late ...

Q: Do you now why the White House is called the White House?

A: Because sperm is not ...

Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All major kitchen appliances come in white....

One day, Sally and her mother were washing dishes. Susie noticed that her mother was starting to...

Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes ...

A poem from a black fella to a white fella.

Dear white fella, somethings you should...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water wa...

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The wate...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The wate...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come
across a lake. T...

A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him "You know, I have always wondered, am...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and ...

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...

Why can't Chinese couples have white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white!

Why do blacks have white on their hands?

It's where they were hung to be spray pa...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour ...

I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I'm dreaming of a white precipitate
just like the ...

A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...

One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. H...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: "M...

One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother'shair and sadly said: "Why is some ...

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spend...

A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the ...

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a
photo-safa...

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question...

One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunne...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No Debt- Plenty buffa...

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...