What would happen if your dog's... - General / Unsorted jokes (41610)

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?







- Mypenis ate my homework.







- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!







- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.







- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.







- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.







- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.







- I love giving Mypenis a bath.







- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.







- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.







- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.







- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.







- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?







- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.







- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.







- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.







- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.







- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.







- Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.







- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.







- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.







- Help! I can't find Mypenis!







- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.







- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.







- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.







- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!







- Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis.







- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.







- Stop kicking Mypenis.







- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.







- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.







- Beware of Mypenis. He's carrying a disease.







- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.







- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.







- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.







- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.







- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.







- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.







- Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...