water jokes

A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water be
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wa...

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday, the l...

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday, the l...

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- ...

One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking d...

One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinne...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I ...

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking...

There were three golfers.

One golfer hit the ball and it went in the water. He walked ove...

There were three golfers.

One golfer hit the ball and it went in the water. He walked ove...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter comes and takes their dri...

A man and a woman are in a supermarket. They are standing in front of the water aisle.

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his c...

A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a
scotch with two ...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...

Heard on a late night comedy show ...

"Democrats see the glass of water as half emp...

One night a father sent his kid to bed.

Five minutes later the boy screamed,
''Dad! Ca...

Little Lee was acting up, so he was sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

Three Little Pigs walked into a resterant one day.The Waiter asked them what they wanted for Din...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister pr...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine s...

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a mo...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The ministe...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The ministe...

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:

"Da-ad..." "What?"
...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:



1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar pow...

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powere...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water skier!
Water skier
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water s...

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor." "H...

|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Depart...

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Dep...

NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashligh...

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sail...

One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto ...

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sa...

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.



The fi...

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes s...

Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup emp...

One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get ...

Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?I...

Why don't they water ski in [insert your favorite minority country]

Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white water?
A: A water gate....

|A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...

There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola's house was rising steadily..


B...

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
...

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight...

Told to me by my wife, and to her by a colleague.

Two men are talking at work Mond...