walking jokes

|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm...

This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."

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One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,

while wal...

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you ge...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...

Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walking....

This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...

Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sur...

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case.



''Look,'' said one, ''l...

Two [ethnics] were walking along the street and came across a building
with a sign that s...

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted....

There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....

One morning a blind guy was walking down the street.




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A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist i...

A man that was drinking all day goes into a bar. He demands a beer and is denied. Yet he keeps a...

This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The frie...

Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nun...

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ...

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and sai...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
behind him, knocked him ...

Chemistry Wonderland

Gases explode, are you listenin'
In your rest tube, silver gliste...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His fathe...

Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father wa...

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...

A blonde is walking down the street and searching through her purse for a lipstick.

She doesn...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...

One day a blonde was walking through a park when she saw a coke machine she decided to buy some ...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.His
friend Doug st...

A stoner is walking down a street one night after he just got done blazing up a spliff. As he's ...

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a gre...

I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...

Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you g...

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll giv...

A man was walking past a grave yard and he heard one of Beethoven's symphoney's playing backward...

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...

A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to t...

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These...

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side...

He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The shop assistant saw which pa...

A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To...

Two guys are walking through the forest when one of the guys trips. The other guy calls 911, the...

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when sudde...

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.

He found one t...