Vocabulary test for the dirty minded - General / Unsorted jokes (52785)





 


HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?



I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in this quiz are NOT obscene in any way.



Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded:





What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?



What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?



What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?



What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?



Name five words that are each four letters long,end in "u-n-t" one of which is a word for a woman?



What does a dog do that you can step into?



What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?



What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?



What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?



What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?





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ANSWERS:





(talk)



(legs)



(a twenty dollar bill)



(firetruck)



(bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)



(pants)



(fork)



(Almond Joy candy bar)



(grit)



(last name)





You people should be ashamed of yourself!



I know what you were thinking!