virgin jokes

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was ve...

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was ve...

Somewhere in Australia....

"Papa," said the farmers son, "you were a sheepherder in your ...

A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgi...

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float....

What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?

An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her ...

In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and ...

Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

If the front of your ...

In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel ...

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doc...

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor ...

What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader...

A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite. Before hopping into bed the bride say...

Mrs. Martin went to see her gynecologist before her fourth marriage.

After the e...

Mrs. Martin went to see her gynecologist before her fourth marriage.

After the exam...

Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?

A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear c...

What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!...

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bi...

A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about th...

A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am...

A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

Richard Branson, after naming his record company, film company and airline Virgin Records, Virgi...

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be pos...

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.

Somebody asked her how ...

A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a d...

A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
Since she was not, she w...

A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.

Since she was not...

A bank robber was running from the law. The police were on his tail and he had nowhere to go so ...

"Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."...

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a Bridal Shop and asks for a white dress.<...

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the ta...

Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.
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The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously...

There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinn...

The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxio...

A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.

There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.



One day, she went ...

One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy...

One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who...

Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to heaven and the Pope gets s...

London, England:

The airline Virgin Atlantic plans to install bedrooms complete wit...

Have you heard there is a lot of mergers going on in the information technology industry, here a...

A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.

"Father, I called a man a so...

There was a hotel that was widely known for having room service that could provide anything a pe...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told ...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their weddi...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...