A drunk is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town, so a cop comes up to him and...
very drunk
Drunk Driver
Ethnic jokes
84 hits
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish...
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop p...Arriving home very drunk
Bar Jokes
94 hits|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...
Arriving home very drunk
Bar jokes
64 hits
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So t...Drunk in bar
Foul Language jokes
50 hits
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman.
Aft...Drunk in bar
Foul Language jokes
54 hits
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman.
Aft...Go home you drunk
Foul Language jokes
51 hits
A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man 'I pulled your m...Dirty jokes
More Jokes
73 hitsThree guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the ...
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a fr...
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a...Bet With Caution
Bar jokes
47 hits
One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye." The ba...Drunk
General / Unsorted jokes
153 hits
Rednecks dont let friends drive drunk,they get drunk and ride with them....Nagging Wife
Love and marriage jokes
55 hits
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pu...THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Want...
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. W...
There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do yo...Pukeing drunk
Foul Language jokes
51 hits
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong.
...A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. ...
The genie
Foul Language jokes
51 hits
A man goes into a bar, sits down, and looks at the drunk guy next to him. he asks the drunk if h...Lawyer and Drunk
Bar jokes
60 hits
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held ...There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...
Selling the Wife
Miscellaneous
72 hitsA drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a ...
Selling the Wife
Bar jokes
64 hits
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.Lawyer and Drunk
Lawyer jokes
69 hits
A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held ...Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
Bar jokes
54 hits
A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed...Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing
Bar jokes
45 hits
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ...Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...
One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured ...
Rude Drunk
Bar jokes
40 hits
A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and asked, "He...Rude Drunk
Doctor jokes
73 hits
A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The local drunk saw this and asked, "He...
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down
by the river. He pro...
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds ...Drunk, Go Home!
Bar jokes
64 hits
A really sloppy drunk is draped over the bar. The bartender tells him, "OK, you've had enough. I...Drunk Test
Bar jokes
78 hits
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. <...The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into ...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...
A big-time executive walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was
studying, som...Grave matter
Ethnic jokes
61 hits
This is a joke told by Dave Allen on one of his
shows (British program 'Dave Allen at Lar...An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest kno...
Baptizing the Drunk!
Miscellaneous
44 hitsA drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk...
One Sunday afternoon, a drunk stumbles into a baptismal service down by the river. He staggers i...Your father is drunk
Christmas Jokes
65 hits|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
Shouting the Bar
Bar jokes
54 hits
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyo...A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rub...
