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valentine jokes
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the histor...Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history ...
Valentine's Day is coming up, and some of you may have
difficulty in composin...Valentine's Day
Foul Language jokes
72 hits
There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was dri...
The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine ...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...Valentine\'s Cards
Miscellaneous
40 hitsA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
A
rich man and a poor man are talking about what they
...- I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best...
- I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Ou...
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is gettin...
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting...Valentine's Day Gift
Sex Jokes
57 hitsA young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been d...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Da...My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I'm here To fulfill your fon...
My love for you... it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and
romance, but consider yo...Redneck Valentine
Redneck jokes
111 hits
A Redneck Valentine ...author unknown
Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and he's al...Salesmen jokes
More Jokes
161 hitsWhat does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!...
He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's day to be special, so he had ordered a bottle...
He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's day to be special, so he had ordered a bottle...
Redneck's Ode to a Valentine
Kudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And...
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also...Economist Valentines
Business Jokes
103 hits|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...
Marriage jokes
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136 hitsAfter she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace ...
What dreams mean
Relationships
41 hitsAfter she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Va...
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just drea...Valentine's Day
Foul Language jokes
51 hits
Hearts and roses and What the hell is al People get mushy and st It is definatley the most annoy...Real Life
General / Unsorted jokes
40 hits
Ok this happened in real life. As we are coming back from practice, one of my teammates found a ...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed
that you gave me a pearl nec...A Redneck Valentine
Religious jokes
51 hits
Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a...
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother.
...Cupid at Law
Miscellaneous
76 hitsA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...
Guess Who?
Animal jokes
24 hits
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I...Guess Who?
General / Unsorted jokes
35 hits
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...Guess Who?
General / Unsorted jokes
36 hits
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...Lawyer jokes
More Jokes
132 hitsA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counte...
A guy walks into a post office...
Legal
137 hitsA guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...
I'm sending out some cards
Festival Jokes
169 hits|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...Guess Who?
Lawyer jokes
57 hits
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter...Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a...
