turkey jokes

20 Easy Steps to Cook a Turkey

1. Go and buy a turkey.

2. Take a drink of whisky (...

Turkey 1- "So what are you having for Thanksgiving?"Turkey 2- "I heard my owner say we're having...

How to cook a Turkey...



- Go buy a turkey

- Take a drink of whi...

Turkey Shot Out of the Oven...



The turkey shot out of the oven

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HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY


Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a dr...

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that t...

|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...

Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of th...

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came st...

Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 1Go buy a turkey
Step 2Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3Put turkey in the oven

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestruttin...

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open
Knock Knock
Who's there?...

TRUE STORIES FROM THE BUTTERBALL Turkey Hotline, where people call to get advice how to cook a T...

HOLIDAY RECIPE:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of Scotch...

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man beg...

"Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts"

As presented on the...

|It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding ...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sig...

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had his own drumsticks!...

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had his own drums...

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he felt like it!!!...

Question: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Answer: Because he had his own drum...

This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most in...

This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner ...

Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of

shooting my own turkey for Th...

Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have s...

The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't app...

A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot
but sell me one that d...

Butterball Turkey Talk-Line...



Over the years, the Butterball Turkey Talk-...

The Tearful Bride...



A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears...

The Tearful Bride...



A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. <...

The Tearful Bride...

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
S...

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when...

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to...

This is a list of humourous linguistics in various languages that
I've encountered:

An older couple lay in bed, and the man, as he has done for the past 40 years, fart...

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"...

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were each making something for a party.

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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turk...

Other ways to use the Thanksgiving turkey...



As a blunt object to fend off...

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning

for 15 years, Bob wakes u...

To prove he wasn't a chicken....

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gu...

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabb...

|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice...