trouble jokes

In a small town in California there lived two boys, Shut-up and Trouble. These boys were friends...

There were two kids one was named mind ur bisness and the other one was named trouble and they w...

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman look...

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman look...

A man walks into a bar.

Bartender asks what'll have.

Man replies "A Beer and a sho...

A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barman looks ar...

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
nobody appreciates how diffi...

The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!...

Here is another installment from The Man himself - this was taken from MATT GROENING'S "BIG BOOK...

The trouble with life is,
you're halfway through it before you realize it's a
do-it-...

Given a bad start, trouble will increase at an exponential rate....

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
(and then they marr...

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that no...

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher ...

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her numb...

The trouble with life is that it's a do-it-yourself kit without instructions....

There were three little pigs named Shutup, Stupid, and Trouble, and they were driving a car thro...

|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...

When in trouble, delegate....

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...

Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. P...

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody ca...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passe...

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.



Poop wa...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're so wrapped up in themselves....

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...

An Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing the Channel Tunnel.

The Frenchman is s...

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurle...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hur...

An Englishman and a Frenchman are discussing the Channel Tunnel.

The Frenchman is ...

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...

|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he co...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Alex, the computer guy, to come over. Alex cl...

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fac...

An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fac...

Some people may think this joke is only funny to "senior citizens." I
think not. My pare...

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. ...

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceed...

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceed...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always gett...

A sardar boarded a train. Suddenly he felt a necessity to use the toilet. He entered the toilet ...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always ...

For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've eve...

Gentlemen:

Just received the letter regarding the bill I owe you, stating you would c...