train jokes

There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his
train set. One afternoon, ...

The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to rea...

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the trai...

It seems that once upon a time Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev were all
traveling togethe...

|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the c...

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down th...

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down th...

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down th...

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got on the train, he went straight...

Imagine that each leader of the USSR (and now Russia) finds himself on a train in the middle of ...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in her kitchen, listening to her son play with ...

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the eng...

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the eng...

A man travelling on a train ask the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing w...

It was young Anthony's first ride in a railway train, and the succession of wonders reduced him ...

Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playi...

One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man: ...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new elect...

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew che...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in ...

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to del...

A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric train...

What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?



A train says, "Chew,...

|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a tr...

Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washingto...

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit ...

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing fr...

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, ...

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the ot...

What's the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "S...

|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to get off on station that came up at 4 am. ...

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sit...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a tr...

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train....

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton serv...

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a con...

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new el...

I have just returned from a three week lecture romp from Shanghai to Beijing in China. While in ...

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !...

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his ne...

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a ...

I have just returned from a three week lecture romp from Shanghai to Beijing in China. While in ...

Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?



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