Top Rated Jokes

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exception...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...

|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...

You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t...

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money....

51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come ...

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research ...

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl...

A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...

"...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...

|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...

|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ...

THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nost...

A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- "you can't patent...

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?...

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w...

The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling...

A doctor examined a woman and took her husband aside. "I don't want to alarm you," he said, "but...