Top ten suggestions the public made to fight terrorism - Political jokes (64117)

Political jokes 109 hits




 


"If you meet Osama Bin Laden - sucker punch the bastard"

"Special hotline to report anyone who looks 'shifty'"

"Offer Taliban free HBO, instead of cable guy send Jackie Chan"

"Two words: spy monkeys"

"Go to every K-Mart and announce over P.A.: 'Will Osama Bin Laden report to the manager's office?'"

"What are we waiting for - call Batman"

"Give terrorists brightly wrapped fruitcake, but inside there's a skunk!"

"Make Taliban leaders easier to spot by sending them all bright orange hats"

"Fight terrorism with love!" (the guy who suggested this was beaten to a pulp by an angry mob)

"Do another 'Hands Across America' - that worked before"





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