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From: Gary Guibor on GEnie
Files can still vote for Mayor Daley even after they've been deleted
Marketing tie-in: new "Kibbles & 32-bits" dog food
New, more-realistic Microsoft Flight Simulator loses your luggage
System events accompanied by audio clip of Super Fans saying "da Bearssssss..."
(DELETED PENDING OUTCOME OF STACKER LAWSUIT)
Automatically taps into bank computers and gives Bill Gates the *rest* of your money
For an additional $2.95 per minute, tech support operators will talk dirty
Authentic-looking spilled coffee on "desktop"
In order to start Lotus 1-2-3, user must be sitting in lotus position
And the number one unpublicized feature of Chicago...
Strip solitaire
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Computer jokes
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