Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but arent - General / Unsorted jokes (45646)

I need to whip it out by 5 o'clock

Mind if I use your laptop?

Just stick it in my box

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

I want it on my desk, NOW!

HMMMMMMM ... I think it's out of fluid

My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish

It's any entry-level position

When you do think you'll be getting off today?



And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't ...



It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there!