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Lutheran humorist the Rev. Paul Lintern's Top 10 pick-up lines for a Christian:
Hi, this pew taken?
My prayers are answered.
What's a charismatic like you doing in a mainline place like this?
How about we go over to my place for a little devotional?
Hi, angel!
Don't worry, I'm attracted to you purely in a spiritual way.
I'm Episcopalian. What's YOUR sign?
I think you're sitting on my Bible.
Read any good Bible passages lately?
So, worship here often?
Taken from clari.news.religion
Copyright: 1994 by The Associated Press
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