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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local...

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The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some l...

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on...

It's customarily said that Christmas is done 'for the kids'. Considering how awful Christmas is ...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....

What is the strongest bird ? A crane !...

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory...

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.



The local kid:

"My m...

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mo...

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the gi...

1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigera...

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait...

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Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.One night sue turned...

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Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...

How do chinese people name their kids?
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This Chasidic Jew from New York decides to try his luck in
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Schedule of a Wife and Mother:

Attempt to wake husband.
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks. Each kid p...

The circus manager looked at the tiny man who had applied for the job of animal trainer. "Aren't...

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his ...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating...

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...

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When cosmetic products state "Not Tested on Animals" on the label, does it mean that that has no...

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries....

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids....

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !...

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you be...

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come...

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake an...

A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other...

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a gla...

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