The Italian - General / Unsorted jokes (55581)





 


One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.





I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two


pissa toast. She bring me only one piss.





I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say, you no


understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss


on plate, you sonna ma b*tch! I don't even know lady, she calla me


somma ma b*tch.





Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana


tell me fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH!





Later I got to eat soma lunch at Ricky's Place, the waitress she


bring me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock - She


tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I


wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna


ma b*tch - I not even know lady ana she call me sonna ma b*tch.





So, I go back to my hotel room, an there's no sheet on my bed. I


calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet, he tell me go to


toilet. So, I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say


you betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma b*tch. I don't even know man


ana he call me sonna ma b*tch!





I go to check out of hotel and man at desk say peace to you. I say


peace on you too!, you sonna ma b*tch! - I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!