The AOL Oath - General / Unsorted jokes (50517)





 


Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:



I, (state your name), promise to be online at all possible times.



To answer all mail from people I know.



To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others,



LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.



I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless I'm really in the mood).



I will remember screen names as I would my own parents' names. (Children? Who's got time?)



I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my damn Computer.



So help me Bill Gates.


Amen