Telephone jokes - More Jokes (25401)

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of

a patient.
"Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell
who is speaking or
where the voices are coming from?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient.
"And
when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Oh," said the
patient, "when I answer the telephone."