tall jokes

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted ...

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she h...

A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way s...

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in...

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the oth...

This guy runs into a bar and shouts "Quick, how tall is a penguin??"

The bartender looks ...

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida....

Yo mama so tall she bumped her head on the Pearly Gates....

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon....

Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose....

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing...

Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark ...

Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus....

A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"...

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dand...

Age 8:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty etc.

Age 15:
Lo...

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write ...

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" ...

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and s...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a fo...

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a litt...

Age 3: She looks at herself and sees a Queen.
Age 8: She looks at herself and sees Cinderell...

THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE



AGE DRINK

17 Wine Co...

What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son....

AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with a...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall....

A well off young man was moving from one street to another, a few streets away.

Obs...

A well off young man was moving from one street to another, a few streets away.

Obs...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!...

Drink at age...

17 ... Winecoolers

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The b...

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the ...

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...

A man rushed into the pub and asked "How tall do penguins grow?"

"About two or thre...

"I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband."Do you think I don't realize you...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom...

"I'm fed up with your jealousy," the furious wife told her husband.



"Do...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For...

A man is sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rings. When he answers the door, a 6 foot...

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon....

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida....

Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall....

I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!...

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !...

Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!...

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For...