talking frog joke

My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to ...

My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll ...

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts ...

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

As he comes closer,...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...

A golfer was standing in the fairway, about 140 yards out, when a frog whispered from the rough,...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll ...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said,

"If you kis...

Mrs Goldstein was playing a round of golf on a hot afternoon when she hit the ball right into th...

Interviewer: Sir Thomas, have you ever conducted Schoenberg?

Sir Thomas Beecham: No, b...

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If
you kiss me...

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you ...

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his...

One day a frog went to the teller at the bank. The frog noticed that the nametag on the teller's...

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she ca...

A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you ki...

There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.

There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a fr...

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into ...

A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "grandpa, talk like a frog."



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A guy walks into a bar. He tells the bartender he has no money, but in exchange for a beer he'll...

A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he ...

A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he ...

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he not...

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P...

There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came i...

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband but she is
concerned that the pri...

Good Luck Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on t...

A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's des...

A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan."



"Well Mr.. frog, go ...

A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan."



"Well Mr.. frog, go over...

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. P...

A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar attendant asks. "what's that on your head?...

A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?

"Why sure you can," her grandf...

|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...

|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...

|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...

Each time the man visits this bar he has a little white box with him.

The lady bartender...

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender if he'd pay the guy $20 if he could sh...

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him...

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to c...

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?



You know what....

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who ...

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.



He s...

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr....