Slide Under The Table
Miscellaneous
67 hitsA man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a...
table jokes
- Miscellaneous
67 hits
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress, taki...Sliding Husband
Miscellaneous
52 hitsA man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another ...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking ano...Happy Anniversary
Miscellaneous
66 hitsA man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th An...
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50t...A pool table?
Kids Jokes
101 hits|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...
On the pool table, you put the balls in the hole and the stick stays out.
...Pool table
General / Unsorted jokes
75 hits
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....Pool table
Miscellaneous
94 hitsYour mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's
down to her last $50....
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it....A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...
51 Days
Blonde jokes
140 hits
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come fo...50 Years
General / Unsorted jokes
62 hits
Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast...Blondes do their best
Blonde jokes
51 hits
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes f...Blondes do their best
Blonde jokes
50 hits
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes f...blonde and a pool table
Blonde jokes
82 hits
how is a blonde and a pool table alike?
you put in fifty cents and they rack your balls...
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at
the breakfa...
Overheard at the bridge table:
"Lay down and let's see what you've got."
You Can Never Really Go Back
Elderly
70 hitsYou Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were ...
A Passenger once asked the railway officer, "Why do u keep the time-table for trains if they don...
Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:
I saw him at a rest...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first th...THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...
Yo mama is like a pool table. 50 cents and she'll rack your balls....Redneck Pool Table
Redneck jokes
81 hits
You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table....Winning the Lottery
Jewish jokes
51 hits
A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery.
They immediately se...
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his or...Let\'s Swear
Miscellaneous
44 hitsMother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for ...
Purchasing furniture
Computing Jokes
89 hits|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...
Let's Swear
Foul Language jokes
37 hits
Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late ...During the World War II...
War
132 hitsDuring the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...
Tough guy eh?
Miscellaneous
83 hitsA man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's ...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines h...
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back sh...A girl goes to the doctor...
Medicine
175 hitsA girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...
Barbeque is the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers
to do suc...
You might be a redneck if one of your kids was born on a pool table!...Wake up call
General / Unsorted jokes
44 hits
Following an especially angry argument, Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to bed not speaking to each othe...The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...
Redneck quickies 1
Redneck jokes
30 hits
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civi...Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "...
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first t...
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table ...
Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table ...
