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Q. What is the definition of confusion?

A. Two blind lesbians in a fish market.
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How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?



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Whats the defintion of confusion?








20 blind ...

Q: How do you define confusion??



A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!...

Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!...

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to ...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set ...

Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?<...

Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling stand,
specializing...

Mary Poppins has retired from her days as a nanny and currently resides in
Venice Beach, C...

Mary Poppins has retired from her days as a nanny and currently resides in
Venice Beach, ...

General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags

Detroit--
With third-quarte...

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker....

If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is p...

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its
dominant market positio...

It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's ...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was ho...

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.

And a jock strap is a lower decke...

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Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to t...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He wa...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He wa...

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He w...

DETROIT--With third-quarter salessluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent s...

One day a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to de...

You might be a redneck if...
You think the stock market has a fence around it....

Drug dealers Software developers
Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their
c...

Q: How do you define confusion?

A: Father's Day in Harlem



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Drug dealers Software developers



Refer to their clients as "users". Refer ...

Things Never Said By a Redneck...



1. I just couldn't find ...

Superman is flying over a nude beach and since he can fly at super speed he can go down and have...

There was this little boy who workes on a market stall he had a bald head and a blind man came u...

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is so...

Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out...

One morning a blind guy was walking down the street.




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Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard...

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb r...

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...

Two stockbrokers went to lunch. One looked at the other and said, "Let's relax while we eat and ...

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the...

Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "I...

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how ...

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how ...

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this ...

A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. The 50...

|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...

The American couple were standing staring at Rome's Trevi Fountain: "You know Frank, you're prob...

Three Browns fans were standing in line at a convenience store complaining about how the Steeler...

This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."...

A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. Th...

A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. T...