Strangers talking about sports in bar - General / Unsorted jokes (66147)





 


Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian ...



"I'll never talk to anybody about sports in bar again. Last night I said to some guy,



'I think Ireland have the best football team.'



He said, 'No way, mate, the English football team is much better.'



I said, 'YOUR NUTS!'



And then he punched me right in the face. Thats the last time that I'll warn anybody that their balls are on fire ...