small penis jokes

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The b...

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis.
The first...

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first grader...

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual ...

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sex...

Honey, I Shrunk My Penis

It's the Great Penis, Charlie Brown

Stop, o...

Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...

Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if on...

Two guys are out hunting and the one stops to take a pee and while he has his penis out he gets ...

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun ...

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the ...

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. "Dad, what is a ...

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. "Dad, what is a ...

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average num...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck,...

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really w...

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

His fiance, W...

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and ...

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing...

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved spli...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man ...

From Carla Felicia, a comic I saw this weekend at Zanies here
in Chicago (with some adapt...

Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years w...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...

One day when the teacher walked to the black board,
she noticed someone handwritten the w...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...

Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...

Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the h...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She ...

A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replie...

A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."

There was a man who really took good care of his body. He lifted
weights and jogged 6 mile...

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, he...

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming :...

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screami...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the hec...

This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into ...

This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls i...

This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls i...

Why do men have a hole in their penis?



So oxygen can get to their brain...

I guy is in a men's room and another comes in and takes the urinal next to him. The first guy ha...

This man walks into a bar and two steps he realizes that it's a gay bar. But the man really want...

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a ...