Signs You're A Lousy Cook - General / Unsorted jokes (63513)

Your family automatically heads for the table every time

they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.

Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old"

tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family

grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for

your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting

him over for dinner.

Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle

toxic waste in their lunch bags.

Your spouse refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.