short white jokes

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One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...

A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...

There's this white guy in a pub toilet squeezing a kidney and he's standing next to a black guy....

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man ...

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?

Only 1500 went down on the...

A woman walks into a doctor's office and when she sees the person wearing white she says: "Oh, D...

A woman walks into a doctor's office and when she sees the person wearing white she says: "Oh, D...

Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...

Why Are Some Hairs White?



One day, a little girl is sitting and watchin...

Actually, God made Adam white because He Himself is white. Here's the proof:?

To Moses he...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...

A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,

"Say, I have alwa...

Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary
living with a tribe of bl...

What do you call a white man with a black man?


- A lawyer.

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She...

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know...

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A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really w...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porn shop. His boss comes out and tells him t...

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

His fiance, W...

You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.
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A short cut is the longest distance between two points....

Question: What's E.T. short for?

Answer: Because he has little legs!
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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him ...

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate...

What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored!

What is black and white and black a...

There's this white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to...

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?...

There were these two guys that worked together, a black guy and a white
guy.

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One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his
salesman...

Why is the White House called the White House?



Answer: Sperm ain't purp...

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together.

The white guy came in late ...

Q: Do you now why the White House is called the White House?

A: Because sperm is not ...

Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All major kitchen appliances come in white....

One day, Sally and her mother were washing dishes. Susie noticed that her mother was starting to...

Scenario: A bishop (B) and a rabbi (R) are sharing a train compartment. After
a short whi...

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of th...

Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!...

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes ...

Life is too short to drink cheap beer....

A poem from a black fella to a white fella.

Dear white fella, somethings you should...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water wa...