short irish jokes

|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month waiting list.Q: What's long & ...

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy...

One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual re...

One Sunday morning, while walking to church, Paddy askes Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual re...

One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...

This is my grandmother's favorite joke, as evidenced by the two minutes
it took her to st...

Why do the Irish call their basic currency the Punt?

Because it rhymes with bank manager,...

|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from...

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...

|"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said th...

|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making'...

What's an Irish '10'?

A '3'
What's an Irish '10'?

A...

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell in...

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel st...

A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...

$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...

|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are dr...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk....

|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, ...

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk....

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk!!!...

How do you Sink an Irish Submarine?Knock on the Door....

How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?


Forget it- we'll drink i...

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?One less ...

How do you Sink an Irish Battleship?Put it in Water....

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?One less drunk....

There was this English Man, Scotch Man and an Irish Man going for a job interview.

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|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man ...

There was an Irish man , an english man and a Jew. One day there was a magic slide and if you sa...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

... one drunk...

|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble ov...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk....

What do call a Irish seven course dinner?


A potato and a six pack....

When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell...

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!...

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?



A: The majority of them can't ...

The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned. Not one horse
could get a dec...

Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish and they took him to an upscale "I...

|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me ...

The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed:
They ran out of s...

Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a form...

An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a fo...

In 1890, the Irish invented the toilet.

In 1891, the English invented the hole into...