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What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?

Her knees....

What did the blonde's long sexy left leg say to her long sexy right leg?

Nothing,...

You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You go up to her and say "Hi, I'm gre...

You go to a party and you see a SEXY girl across the room. You go up to her and say "Hi, I'm gre...

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...

What did the Jewish Skeleton say to the fat man?







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The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Ever...

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A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up a...

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make ...

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make ...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work drink with her girlfriends when an exception...

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I think Barry Manilow is one cool ...

You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!
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You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!...

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...

You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!...

The police are looking for a certain suspect who's sexy, funny, has a nice personality, and cool...

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainm...

What is the square root of 69?


Ate something....

An unmarried Rabbi is on an empty train when a sexy, beautiful woman walks into his empty carria...

A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuania...

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome an...

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant "Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?". ...

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsom...

When God created Adam, he asked him for the perfect companion: "Somebody intelligent, nice, sexy...

When God created Adam, he asked him for the perfect companion: "Somebody intelligent, nice, sexy...

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10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...

10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.

Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks her husband, "Honey, has anyone ...

On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blond virgin bride slipped into a sexy but s...

After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever t...

A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some ve...

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended...

A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought som...

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were al...

Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and lea...

Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded...

1. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
   

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run h...

"Old" is when:

Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer...

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voi...

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...

10. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?9. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.8...

A man is troubled by his lust for women (yeah, right). He prays to God and says, "God, why did y...

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor w...

Night before her wedding, the beautiful and dutiful Jewish bride to be asked her Rabbi father fo...

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde w...