scottish jokes

Why do so many Scottish people have double glazing on their windows?



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A scottish guy with the kilt and whole deal walks into a bar in Cuba. He walks up to the bartend...

One day a Scottish guy and his girlfreind were walking when the Scottish guy says, "You want to ...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...

Q: Did you hear about the wonderful practical joke that was played on the Scottish?

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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pock...

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the
Highlands. They h...

A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"...

That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep....

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands. They had been sile...

There was a scotish man, a english man and a irish man, one day at work they were having there l...

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the o...

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that t...

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of h...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the
Scottish Highlands looking...

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the
Scottish Highlands lookin...

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out th...

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together o...

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.

Old Man:

"La...

A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.



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|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one ...

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the ...

What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne....

The Scot told his wife, "Be sure now to take off your new eye glasses if you're not looking at a...

|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !...

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !...

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads ...

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads ...

A sales rep's car breaks down in the Scottish highlands.He sees a farmer and asks him where he c...

What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !...

What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?

A Scot meets a friend at a train station and explains he's off to Glasgow on his honeymoon.

What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rol...

During a recent international sports m...

What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?



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What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo...

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pock...

Top 10 Reasons For Being English

Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)...

A Scotsman went to a pub with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and...

New research delivers enlightening insight into the sex life of the Scottish male.

Prepar...

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that...

Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the ot...

An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man are in a bar discussing how stupid their wives a...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What...

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an ap...

|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apart...

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an ap...

|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs aro...