yankee doodle history

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Llama!
Llama who?
Llama Yankee
Knock Knock
Who's there?

There were 3 roosters, a gay one, a retarted one, and a normal one. The normal one said "cock a ...

10. The Rosstafarians

9. United We're Nuts

8. The Dork-O-Crats

Do you know what a Yankee is?

Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself
...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...

|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...

What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....

Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself...

You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!
...

Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He st...

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an e...

History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history....

Mother:
"How is your history paper coming along, dear?"

Daughter:
"Well, my history...

Man: "How's your history paper coming?"

Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that...

In the international school of Ireland, there is a very patriotic history
teacher.
...

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other....

A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it ...

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "...

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !...

I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !...

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!...

The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone....

Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"

Son: "Well, my history professor suggest...

Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.



It's c...

Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a...

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!...

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !...

|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives,...

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire a...

Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a new

national anthem for the...

Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I u...

Little Jimmy was studying for an American history test when his Grampa came by.

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !...

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !...

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down i...

Yankee Poodle!...

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!...

Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"



Son: "Well, my history professo...

History is the science of what never happens twice....

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A rooster says, "Cock a doo...

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker ...

The young Ensign approached the crusty old Chief and asked him about the origin of the commissio...

The young Ensign approached the crusty old Chief and asked him about the origin of the commissio...

History does not repeat itself, -- historians merely repeat each other....

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!...

My uncle got a job as a diamond cutter. When I asked him where he
works, he said "I mow t...

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself....

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning s...

You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !...