work jokes

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million ...

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard...

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

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10 reasons why sex is better than a joke



10.Everybody likes sex & nobody l...

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to d...

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million ...

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend mos...

In Prison:
You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell

At Work:
You spend your time in an...

There is a new virus going around, called 'work'. If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whet...

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...IN PRI...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your tim...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of y...

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of your ...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work you spend...

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK.....You spend most of y...

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a doze...

Here's why......

I'm tired. For a couple of years I've been blaming it on iron-...

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of ...

|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 millio...

|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...

So, you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for...


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|So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year av...

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year...

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss
I not come wor...

My new work philosophy: Always give 100% at work...12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wed...

The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 mil...

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.



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So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.There are 365 days per year avai...

Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases a...

I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my empl...

In prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8'x10' cell.

At work, I spend mos...

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got head...

1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
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Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r...

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...

Hung Chow call his boss and says: ?Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headac...

I won't be coming to work today because:

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Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.

Guaranteed to work!
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Seeking a raise I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
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Always give 100% at work.......

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

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After applying some simple algebra to some common phrases and cliches, a new understanding can b...

A man has 17 parts that don't work for him:

• Ten nails that don't nail
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A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. S...

Late For Work



The secretary came in late for work for the third day in ...

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He sai...

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, ...

Bob calls in to his job:


"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today....

I work very hard
Please don't
I work very hard

Please don't expect me to think as w...

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, ...

Things You Wish You Could Say at Work, but Probably Shouldn't



Well, aren't...