white people jokes

How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?

Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales?


To get their stuff ba...

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spend...

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with...

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:1. Elvis is dead.
2. J...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and ...

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour ...

If we could shrink the Earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people,
with all ...

Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...

Why Are Some Hairs White?



One day, a little girl is sitting and watchin...

What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car up a hill?


- White p...

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour an...

Actually, God made Adam white because He Himself is white. Here's the proof:?

To Moses he...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom ...

A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy stumble upon a genie's magic lamp. They rub the lamp and...

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,

"Say, I have alwa...

Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary
living with a tribe of bl...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

What do you call a white man with a black man?


- A lawyer.

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She...

A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know...

How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...

Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar wi...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porn shop. His boss comes out and tells him t...

Why do black people hate aspirin?

They're white.
They work.
And you...

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him ...

What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored!

What is black and white and black a...

There's this white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to...

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?...

A twinkie....

There were these two guys that worked together, a black guy and a white
guy.

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One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his
salesman...

Why is the White House called the White House?



Answer: Sperm ain't purp...

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?

Only 1500 went down on the...

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together.

The white guy came in late ...

By P. Van Neikerk, in the Globe & Mail Thursday Feb 25th
Johannesburg S.A.

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attir...

Q: Do you now why the White House is called the White House?

A: Because sperm is not ...

Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All major kitchen appliances come in white....

One day, Sally and her mother were washing dishes. Susie noticed that her mother was starting to...

Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!...

Things You Hate About Working At Mickey D's:

When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes ...

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael ...

A poem from a black fella to a white fella.

Dear white fella, somethings you should...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water wa...

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The wate...

January 19th - Clone Patent Day

In 2000, the U.S. biotechnology company Geron Corpo...