toilet jokes

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet w...

Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lif...

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet wate...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.



2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...

Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pe...

There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, ...

There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 b...

tis man walks in to a dinner and says can i use your bathroom the man says yes let me show you w...

An Indian girl walked into a general store and asked the clerk for some toilet paper. So the cle...

What follows is a emailed message from our admin here in a Hong Kong University. I leave it to y...

The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter O'Toole, handed down from his father,
reminds me...

There is this couple, and the wife is very self conscious. She is always asking her husband if s...

The Sergeant had a Colonel who was an absolute ass. So before the next inspection, the Serge...

Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, explaining to the barman he has to ...

A sardar boarded a train. Suddenly he felt a necessity to use the toilet. He entered the toilet ...

THE GHOST SHIT - That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toile...

THE GHOST SHIT - That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper...

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party t...

Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?



Mom: No Jim, what made you as...

Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shi...

What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with ...

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?



A: A toilet doesn...

Confucious say...



All who fly upside-down have crack up.

Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby: Every morning, Daddy g...

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on the stains!...

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large sele...

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dr...

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?A: Winnie the Pooh!...

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?A: Winnie the Pooh!...

Two men are occupying booths in a public toilet, when one calls to the other,

"There...

Q: Why did Spock look in Kirk's toilet?

A: He wanted to see the Captain's Log ...

Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."

S...

Vinnie walks into a store. He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."

S...

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet...

• Ghost Poopie
  The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's n...

Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?

A: Because she wanted to feed...

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her hu...

Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
...

The first little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man s...

The first little pig walked into the bar and said "Can I have a rum and coke?" and the bar man s...

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had big...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to th...

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger ...

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?



Nobody know...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her...

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself....

|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened....

An American Indian goes into the general store and says, "Me need toilet paper." The proprietor ...