super market jokes

A woman, completely fed up with her husbands AOL obsession finally takes matter into her own han...

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?



Her husband wakes...

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of...

A man had just put his 89 year old father in a nursing home. On the father's 90th bithday, the ...

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at th...

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-o...

How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up....

Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived a...

|Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tub...

Today's Stock Market Report:

Helium was up, feathers were down.

Paper was station...

Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his...

Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all...

In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash peopl...

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she...

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker,...

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some ...

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...

'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net,
Not an executive was flying, not ...

The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine.
The n...

The more confidential the memo, the more likely it will be left in the copy machine.
The n...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small...

From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. Wh...

From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995



Top Ten Signs You're N...

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sis...

Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimm...

|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, Januar...

General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win AirbagsDetroit - With third-quarter sales sluggish and...

Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were...

Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a good...

Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a ...

Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a...

A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing...

Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a go...

A farmer brought his pride rooster to sell in the market. "What do you feed that bird that he is...

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You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it....

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and t...

An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...

You might be a redneck if...

You think the stock market has a fence around it....

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to ...

Are you bewildered by the fluctuations in the stock market. If so, you are not alone. The answer...

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl....

Overheard at the White House Super Bowl XXXII party:


"For the last time, Bil...

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...

Unexpectedly, the first to score in the Super Bowl was Bill Clinton....

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when...

The friends of a 90 year-old man decided to give him a thrill. They arranged for a beautiful you...

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!...

After the recent Anti-trust hearings, Bill Gates recently compared the software market with the ...