short dirty xjokes

One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a ...

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn't reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence fr...

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...

A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...

I have one

Your husband will have one

Your mother uses your father's one
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A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man ...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

You're so short, you could play racquetball on the curb.
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

A short cut is the longest distance between two points....

Question: What's E.T. short for?

Answer: Because he has little legs!
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Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...

Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty dou...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right....

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hi...

Scenario: A bishop (B) and a rabbi (R) are sharing a train compartment. After
a short whi...

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of th...

Life is too short to drink cheap beer....

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....

One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like a men...

Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
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A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in ...

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in ...

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!...

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a New Yorker. "I'm not ...

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute....

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!...

Any line, however short, is still too long....

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    
9. He is one hard jud...

Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide....

A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside....

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!...

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid...

Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins....