rural farming jokes

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...

|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a...

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being ask...

|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...

Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee...

A teacher in a rural area, attempting to broaden the outlook of her narrow-horizoned class, aske...

When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his
new little town...

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon bei...

|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into ...

In a small town in the rural south, poor, fun-loving, good-ole'-boy
Billy Bob died in a f...

Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface a...

|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistf...

Russell Crowe says that since he's put his Oscar in his barn, his chickens have been laying bigg...

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife...

You might be a redneck if... Northern city-dwellers mock your isolated rural heritage, and utili...

|A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife...

This blonde calls this rural fire dept. all excited she says come quick my barns on fire, my bar...

|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative ...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife...

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrati...

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor ca...

|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ...

Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being concerned about the increase in violenc...

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to atten...

|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...

|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted...

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural ...

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the l...

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The a...

|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field...

|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...

|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...

|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...

|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...

|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...

|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accou...

A couple of Redneck hunters in the rural south are out in the woods when one of them falls to th...

You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God". You have visited every website in the world....

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One ev...

|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...

|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One ev...

Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One ev...

|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...

A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for an inspection.

The rabbi is accompan...