racist yo momma jokes

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.



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Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got a...

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!



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Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!



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You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the...

You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!

You're momma so ugly, she walked down the ...

Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away

Yo momma l...

1.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.

2.Ur momma is so ...

What is the difference between Northern and Southern racism?

A southern racist doe...

A Jewish boy comes home to his mother and tells her he has met a wonderful girl, and they are to...

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.



Your momma so fat...she...

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.



Your momma so fat......

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the fami...

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downsta...

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ...

So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyo...

A gay Jewish boy phones home, and tells his momma that he wants to go back into the closet. The...

Three guys of three different races walk into a bar. They say, "OUCH!"...

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are fami...

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...

Yo momma so fat that she robbed a bank and got stuck in the vault door....

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -
(one at a time...

Actual statements from Hizzoner Mayor Marion Barry of Washington, DC.

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Actual statements from Hizzoner Mayor Marion Barry of Washington, DC.

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Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!...

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...

Your momma is so fat that shes on both sides of the family...

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter bugers came out of Washingtons nose

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Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -

(one at a...

Your momma so fat. I told her it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon!

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -

(one at a ...

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister"....

Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.
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Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are ...

Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed....

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...

yo momma is so dum when shes at a country club they holler hoedown she drops to the ground
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Your momma so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family...

Yo Momma so ugly, the neighbor kids dare each other to ring her doorbell on Halloween....

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!...

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!...

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....

Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God....

Yo Momma is so fat that she is like spoiled milk......

Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass....