priest and rabi jokes

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he ca...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called...

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his...

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his...

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

After sitting down, ordering, and chitchat the Pri...

A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Sin...

A priest and a rabbi go walking Down the street


and this 13 year old boy walks ...

A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...

A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older pries...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what t...

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.The priest says,...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.Whispering firmly, the priest s...

Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel...

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane.





After a while, th...

A rabbi and a priest had been lifelong childhood friends. The priest was always trying to cover...

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and ask...

A RABBI AND A PRIEST GET TO A HOTEL AT THE SAME TIME.THERE IS ONLY ONE ROOM AVAILABLE SO THEY DE...

|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble ov...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the
street from each other. ...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since ...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adul...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adul...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do...

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adu...

A priest, Baptist minister & a rabbi were having lunch when the priest & minister started talkin...

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he t...

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During one Sunday's ...

A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...

(Heard this one from a minister at a pre-wedding party:)

A priest and a rabbi oper...

The local priest returns to his car to find a traffic warden in the process of giving him a park...

A woman starts dating a married doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't kno...

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what t...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since thei...

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.

During one Sun...

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.

During one Sund...

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a c...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since ...

A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into ...

One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He s...

One day a priest decided to go down to the dock near his church. He saw a fisherman loading up h...

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The s...

One day a priest and a nun went golfing.



The first hole the priest miss...

A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes i...

A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes i...

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard ...

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confess...

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confess...

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and as...