prescription joke

Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "N...

My brother-in-law just recently became a dentist and was issued his
DEA number, which all...

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood....

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I woul...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?"She sa...

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the tim...

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His ...

The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his...

The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in...

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra. The guy asks for a la...

This is a true story which happened to me.
For a while, I worked as a cashier at a local ...

Man standing was the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next ...

An 80 year old man went to the doctor to ask for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was a bit...

An 80 year old man went to the doctor to ask for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was a bit...

An 80 year old man went to the doctor to ask for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was a bit...

This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the ty...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles i...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

Why don't [ethnics] become
pharmicists?

- Because they ...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?



A: They keep breaking the ...

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescripti...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood....

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi...

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual qu...

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted
to know, t...

A doctor had come out of an examination room and begun to write a prescription.

A nur...

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...

A New Jersey resident was surprised to read the "patient counseling" instructions a local pharma...

A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter
and rings the bell. ...

|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of
Viagra. The d...

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor s...

A friend of mine told me this story about his sister,
a veterinarian, who had to visit th...

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual qu...

This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, tr...

This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from
e...

This woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive farti...

An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of a very happy marriage, he ha...

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulan...

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
The Pharmacist ask...

A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the ...