penis jokes

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis.
The first...

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first grader...

Honey, I Shrunk My Penis

It's the Great Penis, Charlie Brown

Stop, o...

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun ...

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the ...

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. "Dad, what is a ...

A young boy comes in from playing with his friend to ask his father a question. "Dad, what is a ...

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average num...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck,...

What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p...

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck...

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really w...

A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army.

His fiance, W...

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at t...

A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man ...

A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved spli...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped aw...

A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replie...

A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...

Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...

Three British educational institutions were commissioned by the government to discover why the h...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She ...

There was a man who really took good care of his body. He lifted
weights and jogged 6 mile...

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, he...

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming :...

Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screami...

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the hec...

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual ...

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? Not as big as Hillary's...

Why do men have a hole in their penis?



So oxygen can get to their brain...

This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sex...

A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office. She says, "Doc, I'm getting married and I'm a ...

This man walks into a bar and two steps he realizes that it's a gay bar. But the man really want...

I guy is in a men's room and another comes in and takes the urinal next to him. The first guy ha...

Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains....

There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices that his penis is orange. He goes, "Wh...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everyth...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about eve...

One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere have u been all day, he said t...

There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles ...

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40...

There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six mi...

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me...

Once upon a time there was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights ...