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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was busted for drug smuggling at the airport?

Seems ...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...

Q. What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey?
A. "Is it in?"...

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands bac...

"I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders
of the President and give him some cre...

ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:...

Speculation was mounting last night that Britain may also contribute to the effort by dropping P...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Sal...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreakin...

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wre...

This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wre...

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd...

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.

If Yoko Ono married ...

1. Britney Spears & Eminem: Who, combined, have written more books than they've read.

2. Dr. P...

The following information, from credible sources, is intelligence on
the latest viruses sw...

Just imagine if the following people got married...

If Yoko Ono had married Sonny B...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Sal...

Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.

Here are highlights from Comed...

John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will neve...

John Bobbit Virus--

Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. ...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.



If Dolly Parton...

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador ...

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to ...

1.)Let's watch Lifetime!

2.)Sex is overrated.

3.)I don't want to go too ...

Ellen Degeneres virusYour IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Monica Lewinsky virusSuck all the...

Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the w...

Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the windo...

BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then reattaches it. Unfortunately, the are...

AT&T Virus
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
...

Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn't say:You woke me up for that? Do you smell something burn...

Things Not To Say During Sex



Girls shouldn't say:

Become a French fry fat consultant for McDonalds.
Partner with Dick Morris in operating a...

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in cont...

1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in ...

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...

But everybody looks funny naked!





You woke me ...

But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video ...

1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?



...

Be on the lookout for the following viruses

CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Har...

|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...

This thing I've seen from a guy from MIT. Enjoy!

PAUL REVERE VIRUS:
This revolut...

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to...

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands bac...

Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn of...

Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off th...

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Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...



Your cow insists on w...

Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...

Your cow insists on wearing ...