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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. -- Marvin Kitman...

|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are tr...

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the...

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.



The first is Smurf ...

Schedule of a Wife and Mother:

Attempt to wake husband.
Feed baby.
Make breakfast...

|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; afte...

|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Mar...

|There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was to...

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside...

|A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these...

Two gentlemen were discussing the prospects of "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of h...

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is...

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...

|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.Th...

|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marri...

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach...

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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"You got to ...

The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in ...

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self...

I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and...

Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced....

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Mas...

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and f...

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house....

The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book....

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred....

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached....

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free....

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes....

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes....

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woma...

In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!...

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license....

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over."...

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit....

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it....

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute....

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever....

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno....

I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!

Last night I was taking a bath and...

I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!

Last night I was taking a bath an...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook ope...

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called mar...

I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years....

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity....

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy....

Marriage is a rest period between romances....

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience....

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws....