jokes fat ladies

One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his ...

Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee be...

Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?



Two old ladies in an...

|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they ...

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up."All...

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up....

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeti...

One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our ...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the la...

Two old ladies, one somewhat hard of hearing, decided to have their portraits taken. The photogr...

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will ...

Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladi...

The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Th...

This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."...

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in cassero...

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed...

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to ge...

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage...

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them manage...

|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when th...

There are 3 ladies on a flight. Suddenly the pilot informed them that there was a technical prob...

Q. What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo...

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's
the only place they ...

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rai...

This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself ...

Two little old ladies who have a very weak eyesight go shopping one day.
After shopping a...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inq...

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: "...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting i...

In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Hong Ko...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.



One l...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeti...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.


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A black man enters a bar with his gorilla. He says to the bartender, "I would like a beer, and a...

Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies te...

2 old ladies were outside smoking and one of the ladies put a condom on her cigarette before lig...

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the ...

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You...

A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who...

|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...

Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't ...