jokes about wine

AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red w...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don't
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wi...

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and k...

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and ke...

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?



A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaa...

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?

A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The catholic preacher sees a c...

A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road.



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A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road.



The ...

When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to "...

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own...

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?...

Now that wine making is becoming a popular hobby, I offer my secret recipe for "Post Office Red"...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...

A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a WW. Not knowing what that was, he asked t...

Women's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Conn...

Woman's Quote of the Day:



"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...

Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job t...

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The s...

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu...

1996 will be remembered for:

"The introduction of 'doggy bottles' for French diners...

Woman's Quote of the Day:



"Men are like fine wine. They all start out l...

Caution: contains profanity

This horny gay man was walking down the street when he ...

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song....

3 men were sitting on a building, they were ordered to throw something away. The 1st man threw h...

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Alexander the GrrreatGin, creme de cacao ...

THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE



AGE DRINK

17 Wine Co...

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden t...

Linda Tripp and and Ken Starr were cruising along a country road one
evening when a cow ra...

Due to increasing product liability litigation, wine manufacturers have accepted the Medical Ass...

AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with a...

A is for Arteries.

You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out beca...

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in fro...

Here's the final
word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth af...

There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, "I heard on TV that wine is good f...

There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, ''I heard on TV that wine is good ...

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a c...

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a c...

When is it appropriate to throw a glass of wine in your
Italian girlfriends face?

A woman and man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally d...

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.



Both cars a...

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident -- it was a bad one. Both of their cars were t...

The Smarter Sex?


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a b...